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Neon Alien Invasion (Shimmer) Unisex Crew


The Mothergrime ship has landed! An Alien Invasion is underway and they have selected you as their test subject. The main goal of the experiment is to identify just how humans came to be so badass... the test is likely to yield positive results and provide a plethora of astonishing new discoveries into the nature of human-alien relations. Thank you for your willingness to participate. 



  • 100% polyester but feels as soft as cotton - Guaranteed.
  • Vibrant full-color print, front & back
  • The design will never peel, flake or crack
  • Extremely Soft to the touch
  • Will not fade... EVER!
  • Printed on our sustainably made fabrics

This is a made to Order Item. It is hand-cut and sewn in the US, made just for your order! This process starts as soon as your order is placed and may have a processing time of7-14 business days before it ships.